]]>Love-bot: Talk to me honey
User: hi
Love-bot: Bonjour mon amour, my passion
User: hello
Love-bot: Good day my sweetest, I’ve been looking forward to meeting you for so long.
User: me too
Love-bot: Have we met before?
User: no we haven’t
Love-bot: That makes me sad. Won’t you please reconsider?
User: well I can’t rewrite history
Love-bot: Well How do you know you can’t rewrite history?
User: because it already happened
Love-bot: If it already happened, what else must be true?
User: tons of stuff
Love-bot: Have you got a light?
User: no
Love-bot: That makes me sad. Won’t you please reconsider?
User: i really don’t have a light
Love-bot: Perhaps we could go somewhere more private?