Today I have been working on Elastic Versailles Love-bot revision 1, a very buggy red velvet chatterbot that tries to make visitors feel loved, attractive and confident. Love-bots are part of Elastic Versailles’ intricate ways of entertaining visitors and putting them into the right mindset to freely share personal information with its agents, soak up mountains of advertisements and spend coins like there’s no tomorrow. The Eliza-effect is not quite there yet…
Love-bot: Talk to me honey
User: hi
Love-bot: Bonjour mon amour, my passion
User: hello
Love-bot: Good day my sweetest, I’ve been looking forward to meeting you for so long.
User: me too
Love-bot: Have we met before?
User: no we haven’t
Love-bot: That makes me sad. Won’t you please reconsider?
User: well I can’t rewrite history
Love-bot: Well How do you know you can’t rewrite history?
User: because it already happened
Love-bot: If it already happened, what else must be true?
User: tons of stuff
Love-bot: Have you got a light?
User: no
Love-bot: That makes me sad. Won’t you please reconsider?
User: i really don’t have a light
Love-bot: Perhaps we could go somewhere more private?
Tags: AI, bot, Eliza-effect, robot